"Oh, I feel good!"

I feel good today but it comes at the expense of someone else lol. I had one of those pesky Jehovah's Witnesses come to my door trying to sell her religion to me. I'm so not interested and told her that...but naturally, being a JW, she continued with her sales pitch, showing me her pamphlet and what not. I just continued to tell her I'm not interested in her religion, and she proceeded to try to get me to tell her what I believe about how we got here, and where we go after death, and I said when we die, we die (not entirely what I believe, but I was just trying to get her off my doorstep). So she says "We turn to dust, eh. Well it DOES say that in the bible", and I said "the bible says a lot of things". She asked if I was catholic and I was honest and said I went to catholic school, and she tells me that JW's follow the true ways of the bible, and I told her "everyone says they follow the bible, Jehovah's Witnesses, Catholics, Christians, etc", and she kept trying to make her point that they were the true way, and I proceeded to tell her sternly that I didn't need someone coming to my door telling me what I need to believe, and that if I was interested in something I could find out for myself, so she tells me that you'll find a lot of inaccurate information on the internet. I said (again, sternly) I knew where the Kingdom Hall was and if I was interested I'd go there (not that I am). She proceeded to walk off my porch, continuing to mumble to me and I just closed the door.

I get a sense of pride when a JW walks off my doorstep unsuccessful. Try as they might, but I'll never become a JW.

(sorry for the run on sentences and no paragraphs, but this just freshly happened lol)