So Where the Hell's Your God Now?

(Please note this is done in jest and is not to be taken literally)

Would it be so terrible for me to worship "The Riddick" (Vin Diesel) as a God? It seems to be the going trend lately to worship celebrities as deities, and I couldn't think of anyone better suited to be worshipped as a God than "The Riddick". I mean seriously...how can someone not see this man as a God.

I think he could carry a number of characteristics that could qualify him for Godhood, personally I think he would make an excellent Dark God to be worshipped alongside my Dark Goddess.

First of all, his build. Shows confidence, that he takes no crap from no one and is always ready for the fight; Second, shined eyes so he can peer through the darkness, all that we keep hidden and see one's true inner self; Third, quick reflexes to defend (or even o-fend) those deserving of either. I believe God of Chaos, War and Protection may suit him nicely :)

It's no secret that yes, I find "Riddick" to be quite the attractive character, with humor just as quick as his reflexes. There is not one part of this man that is not made in the Goddess' perfect image. Shall we all show our appreciation for the Great God...ALL HAIL--THE RIDDICK!!

(Again, this is a sarcastic post (well...for the most part (wink wink) after all, Vin Diesel is one FINE man!!), we need a little humor now and then.